You may be wondering if I’m going to do an April Fools thing this year.
Well, who knows? Maybe this is it. You can’t really tell, can you? In fact, I myself am pretty unsure about the legitimacy of this particular post. And there’s no one I can ask for verification, not really. Don’t trust anyone today.
Maybe when you wake up tomorrow it’ll actually still be today. Everyone’s just playing along. You know, for the joke. There will be a great punchline at the end, just wait for it. It’ll be worth the suffering.
Curse this unholy day.