Fang Talks


And I’m not talking about spiderweb, clever guy.

So there’s this website. And like many others on the internet, it’s pretty useless. “But Fang that’s nothing new!” I know. But this one is taking it to a whole new level. Whereas you normally spent about two hours a day doing nothing in particular, this useless new website increases that number threefold, making you spend at least six hours a day wasting your time, guaranteed!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you, The Useless Web.

The Useless Web is a website with a button that, when clicked, takes you to a random useless website. They’ve got a pretty broad database of sites already, and they’re all hilarious. It goes to show how many crazy ideas can spawn and be put into motion by a bunch of crazy people.

This is what I like so much about the internet. The variety, the artistic value of seemingly stupid ideas and the communities that can spawn around said ideas. Things don’t have to make sense. The people will make sense of it for themselves. It’s kind of like abstract art, really, except much more accessible to the Average Joe who doesn’t know an artsy turd from an artsy painting.

Also, American readers, have you voted yet? No? Go out and vote. Yes, now.
~ Fang


  • 07/11/2012 (7:24 AM)

    Obama won. Whoo.

  • 07/11/2012 (2:07 AM)

    So it’s like a useless version of Stumbleupon? When I first discovered that place I wasted so much time. Now there’s a place that’s designed to make me waste that time? Count me in.

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