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08 11 12

Nightmare fuel

So I walked into the kitchen last night to get myself something to eat before bed.

That’s how all real-life horror movie scenes start. You walk into some dark place late at night, and something scary happens. And boy oh boy did something scary happen.
I thought I saw something sitting on the counter top. It was dark though, and I didn’t think anything of it. I flipped the light switch, the lights turned on, and in the corner of my eye, I saw it. I slowly turned my head and it was looking straight at me.

scary coconut shit yo

I saw it, and I yelled, like yoooo! And it was just sitting there with its three holes man. Three! Threeeeeeee! It was pure evil! I ain’t going to heaven, no, that thing already sucked my soul out the moment our eyes met! And even then I just couldn’t stop looking at it. It was like that weird shit you see on the internet sometimes. You don’t really want to look at it but you do so anyway.

God damn coconuts man. Holy shit.
~ Fang

Comments

  • 11/11/2012 (2:20 PM)

    creepy

  • 09/11/2012 (7:36 AM)

    Coconuts are gross anyways. Throw that thing out of your kitchen already.

  • 09/11/2012 (2:11 AM)

    Yeah I ain’t gonna sleep tonight. But the plus side is you aren’t either. That is seriously damn creepy.

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