Fang Talks

Why can't I hold all these slogans?

After this short, web log filled break, we are happy to announce that we’ll be back to our regular schedule full of ranting and shitposting.

That’s right, we’re back to the kind of posts you all know and love!
I went and got my hair cut today. It was getting a little bit lengthy, though I could’ve survived for longer. But eh, I never like having to get it cut. The whole process is kind of tedious and stupid, if you ask me.

You just sit there for some time, trying to awkwardly make small talk with the barber, while they mess around with scissors and whatnot near your head. And then the occasional “you should wash your hair more properly” even though we both know my hair is naturally greasy and it can’t be helped and she’s said that a thousand times already.

The worst part though, is the aftermath. Lots and lots of teeny tiny hairs dancing around in what’s left of your head-forest. They fall out when you move your head ever so slightly and make a huge mess. And boy can they itch when they get stuck under your clothing or whatever!

But hey, it’s a necessary evil, right?
~ Fang


  • 15/08/2012 (9:56 AM)

    I hate getting my hair cut too. After you get it cut, have a shower and change as soon as your home – gets rid of the tiny hairs!

  • 15/08/2012 (3:21 AM)

    I need a hair cut too. Instead I’m sitting here commenting on blogs!

  • 14/08/2012 (9:35 PM)

    My advice? Find an actual barber shop. Like the old school, grandpa’s talking shit over a checker board type of barber shop. It makes the experience much more enjoyable.

  • 14/08/2012 (9:00 PM)

    so is it short now i would love to see you with short hair mark. the almost bald type o’thing short. would be very awesome indeed sir

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