Fang Talks

Steady decline.

Believe it or not, I actually puked last night. Yeah. It’s been 2.5 years since last time. (And that’s the A to Z theme for today.)

So I go to bed early, not feeling to great already. Wake up in the middle of the night. Hmm what the fuck is up with my stomach. Mouth was all dry, too. So I sit up straight, feel some tingling, and a thought rushes through my head, “holy shit gotta get to the toilet quick”.

So I hurry the fuck on over, pull up the lid, and not even a second after a brownish slurry of dirty and gross acid comes spewing out of my food-chute. BLUH! Gratuitous amounts of it flow out of my mouth and nose simultaneously. My nose’s internal flora was ruined in mere second.

So I try to catch my breath, but have a hard time doing so because there’s still shit up in my throat. I want to cough it out but NOPE ANOTHER LOAD COMING. BLUH!
This repeats itself for a while. All the time I’m thinking “shit I got two tests tomorrow shit fuck damn shit”, because damn, I really should be attending those.
After all’s done, I empty my nose a few times. Still gooey acid bits coming out. Lovely. Breath smells great, too.

So I wake up the next morning feeling “pretty okay” by sick-man’s standards. Ate breakfast (no cornflakes though the cold milk might hurt my stomach ): ), went to school, did the tests just fine. Expect decent grades for those.

SPEAKING OF GRADES, at school I was told the chemistry notes had been put online. So I grab the nearest computer and check it.
HOLY. SHIT.
8.1 (out of ten, for those of you unfamiliar with the Dutch grading system)
Highest chemistry grade ever, BOOYAH! I knew it went well!

Hope you enjoyed the detailed description of me puking. I’m never sick though so the fuck is up with this.
~ Fang

(Also holy shit I started four consecutive paragraphs with “So I”. I suck at writing.)

Comments

  • 05/04/2012 (1:15 AM)

    I really hate to brag, but I’m going on 15 years since I last upped the chuck. I don’t know why I’m so prideful of this personal accomplishment. I really need to publish a book or something more worthwhile.

    On that note, good luck with A to Z!

  • 03/04/2012 (3:54 PM)

    Congrats! I really love science and chemistry is one of my faves! :D

    Elizabeth

    A to Z co-host

  • 03/04/2012 (2:13 PM)

    good job man take those tests like a boss

  • 03/04/2012 (1:11 AM)

    Is bluh a real word?

  • G
    02/04/2012 (11:55 PM)

    Well done on the Chem result…I’ve not puked since getting far too drunk once and hurling all over my friends van…it’s never good.

  • 02/04/2012 (9:11 PM)

    Sounds like morning sickness to me. But really congrats on your great test scores :)

  • 02/04/2012 (8:42 PM)

    Thanks so much for that visual. NOT! And it’s been 2.5 years since you were last sick? Wish I could say the same!

    Congrats on your test btw!

  • 02/04/2012 (7:44 PM)

    Congrats on your chemistry!!!
    Also acidy nose bits are the worst part, ugh.

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