Hahahahaha! Oh boy this is hilarious, get this!
So the Dutch writing test went good enough. Used surprisingly little metaphors to describe music though, wonder what’s up with that. But yeah, got a little over the max amount of words, which isn’t too bad (actually, you’re allowed a 10% margin, so I’m sure I’m safe there). Not too sure if I put in all the criteria, but I don’t think our teacher is going to look at those very specifically. He’ll probably grade is by awesomeness or something.
But here’s the joke.
I start my chemistry test flipping my shit, being all nervous and all. You know, the usual. The mentality that’s like “nah it’s chemistry we’ll fuck up anyway” was there, too.
So I answer a few questions, moving along steadily, when suddenly it hits me. I look at my answer sheet, see I have confidently answered each and every question up ’til then, and didn’t leave any blanks.
So cruising along at one of the coolest speeds one could possibly achieve on a chemistry test. I flip the paper, answer some more questions, and BLAM, that’s it. All questions, answered.
I take a few seconds to stare blankly into nothingness, wondering what the fuck just happened. Hand over my answer sheet, leave the classroom, and then another feeling hits me.
There are simply not enough images to describe that glorious feeling of finally being able to near-ace a chemistry test after years of suffering.
Nothing will do this justice.