Fang Talks

Fang Talks v2.0
12 02 12

I lost my hat.

I want it back. Have you seen my hat?

As per request by Lord Phrozen, here, have some audio-book kind of thing.
I regret everything.

Crackly voice due to it being fucked up because it’s cold outside, and generally sloppy pronunciation because fuck, this was a one-take, done in one try, and I hadn’t really thought out the voices beforehand. Juggling different character voices whilst talking in a non-native language is hard, you know.

For the record, that took me thee hours in total. Like, fuck, iMovie is a really shitty program. Not to mention Garageband.
I had fun doing the two tiny sound-effects though. I had planned to put in a soundtrack under somewhere, but couldn’t find anything fitting real quick.

Comments, critique? I may be doing an audio-book kind of thing with text, without images (or maybe some later on), and sound effects and soundtracks and whatnot. I’d basically be the narrator, and you can read along whilst also listening to the soundtracks playing on the background.
Original plan was just a wall of text with soundtracks playing, but getting the timing right is impossible, as different people read at different speeds.

So let me know what you think!

Also pantsu on my head.
~ Fang


  • 13/02/2012 (1:45 PM)

    Wow nice rendition!

  • 13/02/2012 (7:55 AM)

    Oh god I love this story. The TF2 parody is easily my favorite one.

  • 13/02/2012 (6:32 AM)

    hey, for original content that was pretty fancy, and for just 3 hours work, much better then I could have pulled off.

  • 13/02/2012 (2:26 AM)

    Haha awesome.

  • 13/02/2012 (12:25 AM)

    Lol dude what the hell did you do to your voice I hardly recognized it. And what’s up with the story? x’D. But nice job, overall. ;’D. See you tomorrow, probz. Or today, actually. ^^.

  • G
    13/02/2012 (12:13 AM)

    Good range of voices you should be a professional story teller…

  • 12/02/2012 (9:44 PM)

    I hope you locate you hat

  • 12/02/2012 (9:02 PM)

    OK, one: I like this post. Now, two: I enjoy your style of writing, and the profanity makes me laugh when you overdo it, but hey, I guess that’s a teenagers self-expression. . . . Anyway, I’ve been reading your posts for about a week now and didn’t want to follow because I wasn’t impressed yet. THEN, I went WAY back to your very first posts and was like “I guess he can write.”

    Well, I’m a follower now and I hope to read more of your shit.

  • 12/02/2012 (8:51 PM)

    What on earth did I just watch haha…

  • 12/02/2012 (8:38 PM)

    I have to say dude I love your voice. This was excellent. It’d be good if you could do something like this again, but three hours is a long fucking time, so I suggest maybe getting something better to play with it with.

  • 12/02/2012 (8:08 PM)

    I don’t hear the crackly voice you mentioned. I think I was too busy being disturbed by the story lol!

  • 12/02/2012 (7:53 PM)

    Great first try I think, went a bit fast at some places but good overall.

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