Fang Talks

This is incredibly silly!
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Derailed

You’re walking back home after a fun night with your friends, when you suddenly hear the sound of glass breaking. You turn around, and see a bunch of books laying on the sidewalk, and a house close to it has a broker window.

Upon closer inspection, you see the books about about biology and chemistry. Odd, why would someone throw away such fine books, and break a window in the process? Before you can fully understand the situation, the door of the house swiftly opens, and a screaming young man comes running out. Yelling and screaming in a way which you can not comprehend, he circles the books, stomps on them, and lights them on fire.

‘Dude what the fu-‘ you try to ask him something, but he grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you violently. ‘HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN?’
It’s obvious that this dude has complete gone down the wrong end. He’s completely derailed. A madman.

Someone damaged by the rules laid upon him by society.
His name is Fang.

(That was my describing my rage re:chemistry (and a bit biology, too). Like fucking shit my redos are tomorrow and I still don’t understand batshit. AHWELL, FUCK THAT SHIT.)

~ Fang

Comments

  • 04/02/2012 (11:07 AM)

    In a fit of rage, Fang threw the cursed biology book into the nearest window. The force was so strong that it ripped through space and hit the Nintendo Wii instead. Broken parts of the console flew through the air like they were pieces of star dusts. From that moment on all the rage he kept inside disappeared. He then hugged the broken console and cried.

    “What am I fighting fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor!!!”

    BAD END

  • 02/02/2012 (3:50 PM)

    This is exactly how I feel about my course at the minute. I know fuck all

  • 02/02/2012 (9:10 AM)

    dude, I know your pain. I had to retake Bio Just because my brain could not wrap itself around the concepts thrown at it. haha, good luck, keep trying!

  • 02/02/2012 (8:52 AM)

    I hate to study!

  • 02/02/2012 (6:55 AM)

    NOW, BOY, STOP DESTROYING PERFECTLY GOOD WINDOWS.

    …Can I chuck my history book in there too?

  • 02/02/2012 (5:31 AM)

    Yep, that sounds like my rage against Organic Chemistry as well. God I hated that class.

  • 02/02/2012 (5:16 AM)

    Agh, this is how I feel every day when I try to study

  • Jay
    02/02/2012 (1:31 AM)

    Chemistry is hard. :(

  • 01/02/2012 (11:53 PM)

    Haha.

  • 01/02/2012 (10:18 PM)

    I hope you weren’t actually burning your books. But I do have delightful images of you flipping your shit and breaking windows and smashing books. Just don’t burn them.

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