Oh lawdy, what a shitty age.
Jep, today, seventeen years ago, I was brought to this world. My mission?
Destruction of this galaxy. One yet to be determined.
It’s been a hell of a good time here. The start was easy, everything was done for me. After that, it was kind of boring, and a bit of a sad story. Was really not very social up to two years ago. Those two years have, so far, been the highlights of my life. Okay, downs here and there, but mostly ups. Thank you all. Thank you.
Not really doing much to celebrate this day itself. Birthdays are mostly formalities which I think are bullshit.
I do like the presents though.
I will be holding a party with friends, of course, just because it’s so much damn fun. Hell, I should give a party once every month. (But it may become boring after a few times.)
But hey, I’m seventeen now. Sounds more mature than sixteen, right?