Fang Talks

Alien abduction during an acid trip in the Mojave desert

It’s quite hilarious how horribly wrong things can go if one doesn’t know any real English, especially with the Dutch.

Instead of “I always get my way.”
You get “I always get my sin.”

Or “How do you do, and how is your wife doing?”
Turns into “How do you do, and how do you do your wife?”

Or even at a chique restaurant “Give my compliments to the cook.”
Some people’ll say “Give my compliments to the cock.”

Speaking of which, here in the Netherlands, there seriously are people called Dick Cock.
It’s a pretty, ahem, dicky move to call your song Dick if your family name is Cock. Like, really, what the fuck?

~ Fang


  • 10/07/2011 (12:48 PM)

    this was so lol-worthy. xD

  • 07/07/2011 (4:05 AM)

    This post is really confusing.

  • 07/07/2011 (1:59 AM)

    LOL! That is hilarious! :P

  • Jay
    07/07/2011 (12:23 AM)

    dick cock…awesome… :D

  • -E-
    06/07/2011 (11:20 PM)

    i don’t get the first one. why “sin”?

  • 06/07/2011 (8:32 PM)

    Lmao at Dick Cock…

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