Fang Talks

Mr. Poopybutthole
19 07 11

Birds

They’re beautiful creatures, but damn, they annoy the shit out of me sometimes.

There’s a lot of Jackdaws (small crows) in the area this year, a lot more than usual. And they let you know they’re in huge numbers.

They sometimes fly about in big flocks, screaming and yelling. EARLY IN THE FUCKING MORNING.
Usually I have to get up at 7 AM for work, so it isn’t a big problem then, but on my days off I want to sleep ’till at least 11 AM without being disturbed by a bunch of flying hooligans.

The little ones are so cute, though. All fuzzy and everything. And then the mother comes and pukes into their mouths and they gobble it up like omnomnom.

Yeah, something like that.
~ Fang

Comments

  • 21/07/2011 (2:43 AM)

    over where i live, it’s pigeons and those little brown birds (i forget what they’re called). haha.

  • 19/07/2011 (9:56 PM)

    Sounds like you live in my hood. Small crows and everything.
    Besides that, I’ve got a huge tree right outside my window. Birds everywhere. Hitchcock all the way.

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    19/07/2011 (9:00 PM)

    at least you don’t have urban foxes that screech like banshees at 4 a.m.

  • 19/07/2011 (8:32 PM)

    get a scarecrow ^^

  • 19/07/2011 (7:20 PM)

    Haha I completely agree, although I have a pet bird who I care about dearly :)

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