Hope you at least tried to figure out yesterday’s riddles, ’cause here come the answers!
1) I never said that the second blind man couldn’t talk. All he had to do was tell the cashier he wants the sunglasses.
2) He laid the candle on it’s side and lit both ends and when the two flames met in the middle he walked out.
Yeah, I know, the first one is especially nasty. Ahwell, you tried your best.
Have a jolly good day, ol’ pal!