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People are too damn negative nowadays, constantly bitching about what goes wrong and all that shit. Well, the world is sick of it, so I’m here to give you a reason to cheer the hell up, and see how fucking fabulous nice life can be.

Ready? Here we go!

Five reason to cheer the hell up
by Fang

1) It makes you happy
Do I really have to point this out? If I do, then you’d better remember this. It makes you happy. Try getting the most out of life, and don’t linger on the fact that you stept in dog poo two weeks ago. Seriously, don’t worry, go with the flow, and do fun things!
Just to make my point a bit stronger, I want to tell you that you’re worth a lot. You’re one human life. “Only one isn’t that much.” OH HELL IT SURE IS. Think of all the things you can do to make this world a better place! If you can’t do so by yourself, get people to help you! Being negative about everything won’t change anything. Make your damn change yourself man!

2) It makes people around you happy
Happiness is contagious, and it’s been (scientifically?) fucking proven. If you’re just sitting there, being all sad, people will worry about you. That makes nobody happy. If you’re just having a good time with everyone, everyone’s having a good time with you. It’s that easy.

3) It opens new paths in your life
Who the hell told you that you ain’t good enough for that job? Get real! You’re just as good as anyone else! Stay positive, focus on your goal, and get that job if you want to, even if it pays shitty.
Honestly, as long as you stay positive, you can accomplish new things every day! Set some damn goals, achieve them, feel good, and set some more!

4) It’s good for your health: you live longer
At first, this may not look very promising. But, take a good look at point one! If you’re happy, you’re going to want to get the most out of your life. You do that by living longer? “But Fang, how the hell am I supposed to live longer?” By being happy, you little turd. Happiness brings all kinds of awesome hormones and shit into your body. Makes you healthy and all that jazz.

5) People care about you
That’s right nitwit, people actually care about you. If you’re getting all depressed and stuff, they’ll be worrying about you. Trouble for everyone. On top of that, if you make it real worse, you might go suicidal. That’s terrible to start with, but if you actually go through with it, you don’t only fuck up your own life, but also the lifes of others. People loved you, and if you just step out of life like a weakling, people will be extremely disappointed and will have a terribly hard time dealing with it.

Become strong, see the bright sides. No use in being all negative all day. Hell, it isn’t going to change anything. Get the fuck out of your seat and do something good with your life! You’re worth it!

Thanks a bunch for reading, and have a fabulous nice life.
~ Fang

(What do you think? Is all that stuff I wrote any good? I may be doing a revision of this, because I’m not sure about the actual quality. I hope I at least got my message across.)

Comments

  • 24/02/2011 (4:23 AM)

    Nah. Not my style. I gotta have the dualist’s “constantly enraged” and “calmly scientific”. Because they’re diametrically opposed, any situation will result in an internal conflict, thereby able to deliver lulz at a maximum of 50% self for 50% of self. Ability to ignore is key. Such as this post. I don’t know what that previous sentence even fucking means, I’m so full of shit.

    …but you don’t have to take *my* word for it! (Reading Rainbow theme)

  • 23/02/2011 (12:26 PM)

    i became 144834895825 times happier after reading this post! haha.

  • 23/02/2011 (11:23 AM)

    Hahaha, nicely written :)

  • 23/02/2011 (5:15 AM)

    I was feeling kind of blue today, thanks for that post, was really helpful bro.

  • Rob
    23/02/2011 (4:37 AM)

    Amazing :D Thanks for the esteem boost!

  • 23/02/2011 (4:18 AM)

    This is some really good advice, and I may know a few people that are in such desperate need of learning this that I’ll link it to them.

    I try to live by the advice that you should try and do three nice things for people, and one nice thing for yourself, everyday.

  • 23/02/2011 (3:24 AM)

    I don’t know if point number 2 is entirely accurate. Haven’t you ever come across a really grumpy asshole and tried the old ‘kill them with kindness’ tactic, but the nicer and happier you try to be, the angrier they get, until they get all Hulk like, and you’re trying so hard to make them laugh that you find yourself in prison for public indecency?
    Or maybe that’s just me…

  • 23/02/2011 (2:57 AM)

    Haha it was an awesome write up for me. Reminded me of one day in a gen-ed class when the teacher said that whenever something bad happens in life, put your hands in the air and scream for joy. Not only should this make you laugh, it will make the other people around you laugh as well. Haha it works too

  • 23/02/2011 (2:38 AM)

    lol 100% agree far too many Negtive Nellie’s around nowadays.

    Also, why did you change fabulous to nice lol?

  • 23/02/2011 (2:16 AM)

    I can’t be around people that are unhappy and negative all the time, it’s like come on man! do some drugs or something, anything!

  • G
    23/02/2011 (12:52 AM)

    great advice – don’t worry…be happy :)

  • 22/02/2011 (10:30 PM)

    No, get a puppy! :)

  • Anonymous
    22/02/2011 (9:31 PM)

    6) Buy a horse. Nothing is more satisfying in life than owning a horse.

    A: ‘Hey John, what did you do today?’
    B: ‘Oh nothing special, except for the fact that I OWN A HORSE NOW!!!! :D

  • 22/02/2011 (9:18 PM)

    Have to agree

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